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Who will you choose: a tyan or a kun?

anonymous question

Murmur! A series of cute questions about personal relationships has started! I’ll answer with pleasure.

I am very, very much lacking tyans. In the best case, they make up about ten percent of the total roster.

Tyans rarely interest themselves in firearms. This is a terrible, unforgivable mistake! With your own shotgun, you’ll be the star at any shooting range, and with your own carbine at 23, you’ll strike any kun dead without any violation of the NAP, so get your first gun right at 18.

Tyans rarely interest themselves in bitcoins. They can actually be understood here: because even under the new law, a tyan will retire a couple of years earlier than a kun, which means her bitcoins won’t grow as much. But, girls, why be so petty?

Tyans rarely interest themselves in economics. It’s terrible, but it’s true. You’d think it’s forgivable for a kun to think that money is bred in a bedside table, but we should know about all these matters much more fully. Girls, fuck the etatist mainstream, study the Austrian school of economics—there’s none of that nasty, nasty mathematics!

But the strangest thing is that tyans rarely interest themselves in politics. You should have heard how Yabloko-tyan lit up the stage at the rally on July 29! The whole square just melted!

Politics is kawaii.

This is the kind of tyan that’s missing

Yes, you’ve noticed that now you can donate bitcoins to me not only by a direct transfer to the wallet 1A7Wu2enQNRETLXDNpQEufcbJybtM1VHZ8, but also simply via bank card? Everything for you!

Apple-chan

I’ve already written a couple of times about the misadventures of Yabloko-chan regarding the face-control at the Moscow mayoral election club. She simply couldn’t decide which little dress to wear to be let into the club, so she told everyone to go to hell and went to the beach instead.

The right decision. Face-control at the entrance to public places is complete madness, and it’s better not to get in at all than to go and play the role of the ugly friend.

But my sympathy would be far more sincere if, in turn, Yabloko-chan herself hadn’t refused to put in a good word for me before the municipal deputy elections in Vnukovskoye. No matter; in the worst case, I’ll run as a self-nominated candidate.

municipal filter

Apple-chan

Yabloko-chan is choosing what to wear to the Moscow mayoral elections. It’s like an expensive and posh club with face control. Last time, she wore Mitrokhin—she was let into the club, but the success was quite questionable. Parnas-chan, who isn’t exactly a beauty herself, wore Navalny back then and outshone everyone except the hostess of the evening. If Yabloko-chan wears Mitrokhin again now, she will most likely be let into the club again, but it will look rather dreary.

I simply can’t afford such parties yet, but as they say, it’s better to be the first in the village than the second in Rome. For now, I’ll take Svetov to Nizhny and energize the regional branch there.