In the video about anarcho-capitalism, I fantasized about the possibility of Uber-police providing security on the streets.

Of course, right now such a service has little prospect of being implemented because the state jealously guards its monopoly on police functions. Nothing would stop police provocateurs from DDoS-ing the service with false calls, or even using paramilitaries to deal with well-meaning people rushing to help upon a call—whether driven by the heart or by profit. And the service itself would unlikely be able to gain a sufficient number of users while remaining illegal.

However, certain anarcho-capitalist services for the private production of security can be organized today within the framework of purely agorist practices. And first and foremost, I am talking about Uber-retribution.

Imagine a mobile application with the following functionality.

A user launches the app and anonymously uploads information about a certain injustice, accompanying it with a proper evidentiary base: photos, videos, links to independent testimonies, and so on. Then they specify exactly what punishment they consider acceptable for the perpetrator, as well as the amount they are willing to offer to whoever undertakes to ensure this punishment.

Another user has the opportunity to see in this application what injustices fill the world and, if they wish, add their own funds to those already promised for particular cases.

A third user has the opportunity, after choosing a case to their liking, to carry out the requested retribution—and provide proof. Then anyone wishing to do so can independently verify whether the retribution actually took place and leave their opinion on it. Those who reserved their money for the administration of justice can either perform the verification themselves, trust the opinion of third-party experts, or grant the right to manage the prize fund to someone else, for example, the author of the original description of the injustice—though not necessarily to them, and more on that below.

As everyone who placed their money in the prize fund becomes convinced that the retribution has indeed occurred, they release their funds, and their bitcoins go into the wallet of the person who identified themselves as the one who carried out said retribution. One could get fancy here with smart contracts and multi-signatures, use the principle of how OpenBazaar works, or a banal centralized escrow mechanism, although the latter is undesirable as it would mean the prize money is stored in the service’s wallets, which is potentially unsafe. I am not competent enough in crypto-technologies to unequivocally point to the best desired implementation of this specific mechanism.

And as additional functionality, the application could include the possibility of private messaging between service users, a rating system for those who administer retribution, a system of various medals and other pats on the back for those who help co-finance the restoration of justice, search by map, by categories of villainy, and so on.

As is easy to see, the service is quite universal and, with proper quality of execution, allows everyone to remain anonymous except for the object of retribution and the victim (who, however, can claim they had nothing to do with it and ordered no retribution, which may well be true). Also, the object of retribution, upon finding an announcement calling for all sorts of punishments upon their head, can anonymously contact the claimant and try to reach a friendly agreement. Although one cannot rule out attempts to reach an agreement through threats or to eliminate the claimant altogether—and for this very reason, it would be useful to be able to delegate the right to authorize payment to a third-party auditor via the app; then additional violence against the victim would in no way protect the aggressor, as the victim would no longer have the right to stop the launched mechanism of retribution.

Finally, nothing prevents any law enforcement officer, upon discovering information about a certain crime, from treating it as a criminal report—and making some extra money on the side. This would be quite in the spirit of the agorist doctrine of corrupting government servants so they get used to working for people rather than official superiors.

At the same time, it will be extremely problematic by law to hold anyone in the chain of application users accountable, provided, of course, they are not caught red-handed.

Of course, such an application would unlikely be placed in official stores, so one would have to limit it to the circle of Android users and suggest downloading the APK from the project’s website—but this is a trivial inconvenience. Again, all functionality can be perfectly provided via a website to avoid being tied to a phone altogether.

All that’s left is to come up with a name. Without straining my imagination too much, I would call it something simple and clear to all consumers of Hollywood products, meaning all inhabitants of the globe: Wanted.

Besides a service that allows organizing decentralized retribution, it would also be useful to have functionality for collecting evidence: a way to start recording video to the cloud with literally one button, and preferably to stream it, and to do all this in the background with the screen off. Of course, it is important to record the filming time and geolocation, and to have the ability to send a distress signal via SMS to a group of contacts. Various decoys would be useful, allowing the simulation of deleting information from the phone, fake passwords, secret disk space, and so on. Similar applications exist, and nothing prevents them from being posted in the store—but I haven’t heard of all such functionality being gathered into one convenient product yet. I would name such an application vividly: They’re beating our people!

If you have heard of anyone developing something similar, please let me know. If there are ideas for implementation—we can discuss them.